What to do when your younger fur brother weighs roughly 9 times as much as you do? This was the dilemma at the Wienker-kins homestead last night. The elder of The Boys decided that my lap was destined to be shared with The Hound...riiiiight. I would have never thought it possible but the elder of The Boys will now demonstrate the highly coveted "Stages of Comfy When you Live With Someone 9 Times Your Size" or SCWLWS9TYS as it's more commonly known. This was devised by a cat which, by virtue of that fact means, it's complicated.
Phase 1: Selecting Your Target. This is of prime importance (obviously!) since you will be sharing space together for at least 30 seconds.
Phase 2: Load Bearing Assessment. It's crucial that the area that is chosen has sufficient structural integrity to support your delicate frame.
Phase 3: Get to Know Your Neighbors. If you're lucky, they'll bake you a pie.
Phase 4: Decision Time. Once you have selected your desired locale, don't dally! Make yourself at home right away as you don't want to lose prime real estate to a competitor!
Phase 5: Gaze Adoringly at Your Human. They think this is cute and you are guaranteed kibble for at least a week if this crucial step is performed properly.
OH my goodnessss!!! This is too funny! I've never actually heard Tank plotting before! Just plodding... !!
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